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Tangible Intangibles of ‘08 AL MVP Mr. Intangibles

You are a small man.

You are young, yet balding.

You have been awarded approximately 25,000 awards this season.

You beat your best teammate friend Kevin Youkilis, who finished third and now resents you.

You swing from your shoetops and make contact AH-LOT.

You are the most accomplished Muppet from Sesame Street.

Still can’t trust the Count.

You are the 11th 2nd Baseman to win MVP.

You made $457,000 last season with no MVP bonus provision in your contract.

You do it all with the build of some scrawny kid from my high school.

You benefit from a big wall in left field.

Your wife is hot in a surprise AL MVP wife way.

You’re the 10th Sox to win, first since the Hit Dog won in 1995.

You got a little Boggs in you (pre D-bag era)

You are now on an awesome list of players who got rookie of the year and now MVP.

You, my sir, fucking rock.

It feels like I just got an ice cream sundae for free…

AND that makes me want a real ice cream sundae. Be riiight back.

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2 Responses to “Tangible Intangibles of ‘08 AL MVP Mr. Intangibles”

Tim DiFazio Says:
November 20th, 2008 at 8:47 am

haha love the pic of pedroia behind the bar. looks like he’s reacting to the shitty contract insentives (or lack there of)

Ken Bukoski Says:
November 20th, 2008 at 7:53 pm

If I ever bump into Youk in a bar back in Boston I’m definitely going to try to get a picture of the two of us flipping the camera off. Seems like a pretty natural gesture for him so I he’ll probably oblige me.

By the way, see ya later Coco. He made some pretty sick defensive plays in center and I will always remember that 10 pitch at bat he had in game 5 of the ALCS this year to tie the game. We need the bullpen help and Coco doesn’t want to platoon so I guess it’s all good. Hopefully this Ramon kid performs.