RAC INTRO

**VIDEO DISCLAIMER** The above-posted video introduction to this website was crudely pieced together. The quality does not represent the type of videos that will be posted over the duration of this vlog. You try shooting on a camera and editing on a version of imovie that are as old as you. And don’t even get me started on compression! FOR YOUR OWN GOOD, IF POSSIBLE WATCH THE QUICKTIME FEED OVER FLASH and let it fully load before playing (which takes 30 seconds). All said, enjoy the site!

Hi, my name is Brent Christo (disturbingly captured above) and this is my Vlog befittingly entitled THE REAL AMERICAN CHRISTO. I’m an all-American guy filled with crazy-ass ideas and now I have a dumping ground for them! You may be asking yourself, “Why the hell did I come to this crappy website?” GREAT question. The answer being that you are like me- we need something to occupy the monotony of our boring existence, and that something just so happens to be my pointless rants and random videos!

Over the years I’ve produced a number of quirky, quasi-interesting and unrelated shorts for a viewing audience of…my parents. My friends act like I’m waterboarding them when I suggest the viewing of an old classic Christo piece. Now I have the pleasure of inflicting YOU with that same torture. I plan on posting everything from my early student films to my half-dead webseries shot last year starring original SNL cast member Garrett Morris (also half-dead). I also plan to shoot web miniseries with my hilarious cast of talentless friends and post them as well. Funnyordie - just die already! Youtube - Yousuck! Blip.tv - eat my ass. Lord knows what I am or what I want to blab about, but to pretentiously quote Guido from 8 1/2, “I have nothing to say but I want to say it all the same.”

…and with that I summed up every asshole on the world wide web.

The people who’ve known me over the years will most assuredly experience 2nd-hand embarrassment over my child-like antics still in full gear. Old friends are getting married, having kids, flourishing in a career while I am still running behind a bus at full speed to film the exhaust pipe because I find it surreal and mildly sexual.

ANYWAY, I’d love for you all to post comments either bashing or praising these dumb videos, and it would be great if we could start a bizarre little web community by discussing and debating random topics. Check back super-soon for videos and hilarious blog themes of interest, like:

- Foreign films I pretend to understand
- Old school Nintendo
- Crappy Television now and good Television of yesteryear (i.e. Cheers, Golden Girls)
- Admiring Boston from Los Angeles
- Admiring Los Angeles from Boston
- Schemes to avoid paying bills and rent

You get the point. Au revoir mes amis!

Brent Christo
President of THE REAL AMERICAN CHRISTO